muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006

big muff

reference to a large patch of pubic hair on a female.

i was goin south on this honey, and ran into the big muff!

by b.mizzle November 10, 2006

muffcock

a woman's pubic hair, shaved into the shape of a penis.

"Dude, the other night I took a girl home, and she had a muffcock!"

by xMetKingx October 7, 2009

Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

by Gemoir Branners May 29, 2011

Muff Top

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014

muff and puff

Spending a day and/or night inhaling the muff and marijuana puff

I'm not going to make the party tonight, I've got muff and puff plans.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003