mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.
I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.
by ToddWallnutz May 05, 2016
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gregory morris

One bad ass mother fucker, all the guys want to be him and all the women want to be with him. The king alpha male of any group.
I hope I can be a Gregory Morris one day.
by blackitalian August 12, 2019
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aaron morris

aaron morris is a sexy beast
person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though
by jordf March 10, 2023
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 09, 2011
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d’andre morris

a future morrisons worker. an amazing beatboxer who is very awesome. GO STREAM GOLDEN TICKETS 🎫
You are on your way to being d’andre morris!!
by rtiscool December 23, 2021
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Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris
by JoSuck February 08, 2024
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