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Hannah Montana

A role that was FIRST offered to Jojo but she declined it because she wasn't looking to entertain the 8-year-old-giddy-girl audience. Although she would've made a fortune and smarter decisions than that idiotic Miley, I still think that Jojo is awesome.
Child: I like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana! They're both one person! She's so sneakeh!! :O
Mother: *slaps child* NO! YOU SHOULD LIKE JOJO. SHE IS AT LEAST A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. JEEZ!
by Dunosaurus October 6, 2008
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"Hey, let's jack this plane and ram it into the World Trade Center 'cause Hannah Montana might be there"
by Colonoscopy Colin September 23, 2009
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This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.
Derek gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home
by J :> January 17, 2009
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Hannah Montana

a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.

hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.
all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "

person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "
by woaah09 August 4, 2009
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I pray to god so Hannah Montana's never get me.
by Woo!!!! April 12, 2009
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Hannah Montana

A Really Bad singer that thinks she is cool and popular but she is not, she is only liked by stupid 5 year olds! She is also a whore/slut. And Thinks that she is friends with the jonas brothers but is not cause she should be in a strait jacket as Joe Jonas said. And Nick is dating Selena now he will never marry you. Get over yourself!
"UGH that girl is such a HANNAH MONTANA"
by HannahWalsh1 October 10, 2008
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one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.
Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
by legofuncms May 11, 2008
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