monolo

A Sexy hot dog he has the prettiest eyes and the cutest snout any dog will want him

oh honey monolo

by Analies loves dogs November 17, 2017

monogomanus

When two fags agree to be faithful and only tool each others asses.

Todd: "Oh my gosh! Did you here Bruce is off the market?"
Kyle: "Yeah, he and Brad decided to be all monogomanus."

by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007

Playing monopoly

Having sex with a girl and or a guy and then having sex with his or her entire friend group later, this can be done all at once or it can be done at different times.

John: So did you have sex with Michala?
Me: Yeah and I’m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: I’m currently playing monopoly with Ashley’s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, I’m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it

by Kingyoungdaggerdick September 4, 2018

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 2, 2019

Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008

Monologue of Moving On

The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.

Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.

I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.

The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.

by Fen_94 April 26, 2013

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someones head by making up a rondom words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just jiberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please dont forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you dont its gonna be a big problm for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Dan Dune May 11, 2007