mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick

person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!

by cboi blad April 20, 2009

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)

if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you

by rubystein March 6, 2021

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Mong

Blane McGarry

Fuck sake blane you cunt, you’re such a mong

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

A person of incredible stupidity or someone you strongly dislike

"That guys a mong" or if somebody messes up you might say "Your a mong"

by Matty420 September 7, 2016

Mong

A person who has a large ego and feels the need to boast about their achievements. A antisocial gorilla at times and portray themselves as a superior species. They go by the name Farooq,Farhan etc…..

“Oh look at that show off, what a mong!”

by CoonyManker December 16, 2021