mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
Get the mong out with my schlong out mug.

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)
if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you
by rubystein March 06, 2021
Get the mega piggy minger moose mong mug.
someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
Get the Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher mug.
one who has not yet had sex
J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
Get the ming mong world champion rupert beaumont mug.

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong
by JungWalt August 25, 2022
Get the Ball Mong mug.

mongs mugs and dishonesty

A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.
Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.
by Mong Regulators June 10, 2021
Get the mongs mugs and dishonesty mug.

Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once
by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021
Get the Chua Mong Qi mug.