Mobius Penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 10, 2008

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

Mobijoke

Short comedy films based off of jokes designed for mobile distribution. "Mobi" refers to "mobile" as in mobile phones, ipods etc. Originally started by www.mobijokes.tv

"Hey man, check out this mobijoke, it's fricken' funny!"

Or, "these are some great mobijokes."

by Amariah Olson December 12, 2008

mobile disco

Motor vehicle with a very loud sound system which is played at full volume while cruising the streets.

Look kids, the man is driving his mobile disco.

by Steve Potts June 12, 2007

Mobigloat

The amount of time a person leaves the "Sent from my iPhone/Blackberry/Nokia Phone" as his/her email signature after buying a new smartphone, before realising it's not cool and removing it.

"My Mobigloat period was just six days into my new iPhone, but hers is still on after three weeks!"

by SuperSnooper July 28, 2009

mobile lurker

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

by craziestjen March 4, 2010

MOBITIZING

Function: Verb

To be loud, aggressive, and easily excitable. To make sure that the other person engaged in the conversation takes your stance on the situation no matter what the cost.

Are you Mobitizing again?

Don’t Mobitize it.

Use in place of calling that Person a Dick

by MobiDick May 26, 2010