Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.

"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."

by Ike b September 28, 2005

Black lives matter

A tool used by the Democrats to bait people into believing their lies duh black lives matter everyone should agree with that but the organization not only puts all its money towards the Democrats and not black owned businesses or anything black it plays with peoples emotions and the organization is trying to equate the gay struggle and black struggle

John: Do you support black lives matter?

Brian: Nah bruh you know they are playing u right

by Bethebest1 December 24, 2020

white lives matter

a word that racist and stupid ass trump supporters created to criticise the BLM movement.

or
word people use to disgust society

Trump Supporters: "white lives matter"
Every one: "Shut the fuck up"

by Naruto.0117.Freak June 6, 2020

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008

Fusion Matter

The green slime in fusionfall that Planet Fusion, Lord Fuse, fusion monsters and fusions are made of. it is also used to create Nanos and is commonly found all over the game, most commonly in infected zones... oh, and being on fusion-matter covered floors can drain your health...

player: dammit, why does there have to be so much fusion matter here?!

by qwertypizza April 24, 2010

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 16, 2017

“it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.

Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass

by goldman420 February 21, 2021