Mouth Lesbian

A lesbian or bisexual that does not participate in anything but oral sex. No objects or body parts are inserted into or around the vagina. Only females engage in this activities, males are not invited.

My main squeeze is a mouth lesbian. It was great until I kissed her and caught the herp.

by RCgangsta February 24, 2010

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010

Mouth Breather

A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.

1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.

by Douglas Page February 22, 2005

mouth lip service

to service a man with oral pleasure.

Hey Ma, i'm not trying to be rude, but can you gimme that mouth lip service?

by blklax May 29, 2010

Mouth Breather

Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.

1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Mouth Sculpting

The ability to sculpt anothers throat with your penis.

Ben was able to begin mouth sculpting Kelly's throat throught the use of his large and uncircumsised penis, creating a masterpiece.

by Richard Hatless March 8, 2009

mouth-cum

mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.

I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020