mississippi turnpike

(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.

Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken

by Buttstuff21 August 1, 2016

Stinky Mississippi

This is a sexual act performed by a male done to a female. It is performed by sticking your dick in her ass and telling fart on your dick. You then put your stinky dick in her pussy and make it stink.

Person 1: oh my god my girlfriend is going to leave me if I don’t please her more during sex
Person 2: are you giving her the Stinky Mississippi? That literally makes every bitch wet.

by Avery “Long Penis” Heller September 23, 2019

Mississippi Mud

When you’re eating a girls ass and she shits in your mouth on purpose

Brian told me he broke up with Sarah because she Mississippi Muded him

by Profesor YB March 26, 2019

Mississippi Mudslide

after your done pounding a girl in the ass, you flip her over and start tittie fucking her.

joline didnt like the mississippi mudslide too much...

by proanti1 April 14, 2006

mississippi whippy

when a regular old mate enjoying a sexual experience with midgets they appreciate taking turns shitting in his cunt

mississippi whippy fucked up

by midge101 July 6, 2010

mississippi steamboat

when you are fucking a girl doggy style, pull out right before you ejaculate, and catch then heat up and throw it on her face

dude i gave this bitch a mississippi steamboat last night and she liked it

by bhj January 10, 2008

Mississippi Salad

When a guy takes a dump, then a piss, then pukes into a girls vagina and stirs it up with his cock.

"i gave a mississippi salad to jenny yesterday and samantha ate it... heard they both had syphilis"

by arseman January 25, 2008