Miranda Rights

(Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.

I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2014

Miranda

Is very short and and very the big gay but is amazing in every way. She's cute, funny, smart but also can be brain dead sometimes. They're the most beautiful person on planet earth and will make you feel absolute amazing. They're very precious and talented in their own way and should be treated in the best of bestest ways possible otherwise may your soul have mersey from what this devil shall give you. They're very kind and supportive and caring and have a glorious soul and deserve every piece of love the world has to give. Don't break her heart cause you'll never find a woman more epic and wife material than her <3

Is that a queen slaying or is it a Miranda

by WolvesCB September 20, 2021

Miranda

(Plural noun; mirandas)
(Present verb; mirandaing) (Past verb; mirandad)
1. (noun) One who avoids confrontation, on the presumption they will lose.
2. (verb) To avoid confrontation, on the presumption of losing.

(1) “Stop being a miranda.”
(2) “Anyone can miranda.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Miranda Bentley

Miranda Bently can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. She cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient, so dont wind her up! Also, Miranda Bentley is determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others:)
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.

^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.

Guy#1: Miranda Bentley is any guy's dream woman. Dont you agree?
EVeRYONE ELSE: YES!

by someonespecial2205 December 5, 2011

Miranda

Verb meaning to eat mandarine in a public place after commiting a felony

I love to miranda at the park.

by Tavarrrrs March 22, 2022

Miranda Cosgrove Syndrome

A fully Caucasian woman who has Asian features

Mikey Madison has Miranda Cosgrove Syndrome

by RATAN December 12, 2024

Miranda

Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.

Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too

All together: Miranda dominate me!

by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023