Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.

Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.

by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021

Milf

Claire Race

Claire Race is such a milf

by Ms Orton December 26, 2021

MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female

Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

Milf

“Man I love fishing”

A person that loves fishing more than anything and will put it before anyone.

Man Im such a milf

by The milf man April 21, 2019

Milf

Acronym: Man I Live Fishing

Bill: Hey Bob. You ready to go fishing?
Bob: I sure am. MILF!
Bill: *visible confusion*

by Myrima December 28, 2018

Milf

Gabes Mom

"Gabes mom is a fat Milf"

by Arthur Gabe November 15, 2019