Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.

He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help

by Pissplay November 22, 2022

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Mike

To fail or make a mistake while doing something

I "miked it"

by Kiweed March 28, 2023

Mike

A piece of shit who’s always full of shit and makes up stories that are far from true , he also has a below average size penis

Mike likes fat juicy cock

by Jjiji April 3, 2023

Mike

Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism

Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?

by Olive8 April 4, 2023

Mike

A butthead.

That guy I'd such a Mike.

by Starbarfartyfar April 14, 2023

Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.

Nobody likes a Mike.

by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023