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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
mugGet the microwaved cucumbermug.

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
mugGet the Microwave Timemug.

microwave

A place where you put food
1:That's a huge microwave. 2: I know, raightsic? 2: Imma step inside it.
by 123456iknowhowtocount March 6, 2023
mugGet the microwavemug.

The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!
by camillelavigne May 22, 2024
mugGet the The Microwave Implantmug.

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.
Microwavable sweat is disgusting.
by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023
mugGet the microwavable sweatmug.

microwave

girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5
by microwave im gay April 16, 2020
mugGet the microwavemug.

microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024
mugGet the microwave honeybunmug.

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