by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

by 123456iknowhowtocount March 6, 2023

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.
by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

by microwave im gay April 16, 2020

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024
