dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

kevin meehan

kevin meehan. annoying gay who is invisible to the world. loves gaa more than his cock. fingers his disgusting ass whilst watching Matilda. aspires to play amateur sport and do sums for the rest of his unnecessary life

"you're such a kevin meehan pussy

by iamsound December 6, 2010

bottle merchant

Male prostitute specializing in anal sex, usually as the receiver.

They’re bottle merchants, they’ve got no voice.

by TootieMars April 18, 2021

Happy Merchant

An anti-Semitic illustration of a Jew. It is usually posted on imageboards about politics like /pol/.

Happy Merchant: Oy vey, shoah shoah!

by Manuele Pepe November 1, 2017

merchant

definitions unknown....scholors maintain that the true meaning of the merchant was lost at sea 2,000 years ago. A merchant, or merchantus smallus dickus, can usually be found smoking a cigar and eating sunchips down by the bay.

" the merchant enjoys eating young children while drinking guinness

by the ass pirate October 1, 2007

A Merchant

One Who Cheers like a fan acts like a fan and dresses like a fan but really isn't.

Did you see the flames play last night? Jeff used to never cheer for them but he's been pulling a merchant lately.

by David Chiew May 15, 2006

Tap in merchant

A tap in merchant is a clinically genius player who uses his/her exquisite footwork to finish there dinner so to say, by this they score many goals

“Wow Conal is such a tap in merchant”
“It’s that hyperlink isn’t it”

by Huh I like Milk October 15, 2020