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Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024
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Smear Merchants

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
by GM September 10, 2003
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Hailey merchant

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.
by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021
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Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).
Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.
by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023
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Gravy Merchant

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".
by wordsinabox December 10, 2010
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mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024
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