mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second
Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now
by Hentiatits February 23, 2018
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mega stress

this place gives u mega stress & a visit to the docs as people dont want to go, the management are repulsive & couldnt run a raffle never mind an establishment for vulnerable people. if u are an odd shaped bastard or a pillow fucker u will fit in fine!
god there goes another top worker down with mega stress, whens it going to come to a halt? drastic action required!
by pissed off big time February 23, 2008
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Mega faggot

Chloe: oh dang my Jesus gang are mega faggots
by Nigerian army May 19, 2019
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mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"
by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
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Mega Fuming

The state of being extremely angry or frustrated.
Your face makes me mega fuming
by Megafuming101 November 04, 2022
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mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".
"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."
by porthos (3) August 03, 2008
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Mega Man'd

To be Mega Man'd is to be ganged up on a squad of exactly 7 after provoking one of said 7.

Originates from Super Smash Bros Ultimate with Mega Man's final smash.
"C'mon Robbie, let's go Mega Man them"
"They're gonna get so Mega Man'd!"
by YungLenin May 13, 2019
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