Mortal dookbat

A nigga ahh chad

That mortal dookbat was wearing a Speedo!?

by Stankbootyahh June 26, 2023

Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.

John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014

Sad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when you parry the bringer of the laws third heavy attack

*clang* *sniffles* sad mortem inimicus you parried my third heavy

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

adem mcArthur

Adem is a YouTuber and his friend Justin kroma, who are almost to 6M subs, Channel name : Lankybox they have two more channels! Lankybox world, And Lankybox clips Where they take Lankybox fans videos and post it again

"Justin - Adem mcarthur"

"Adam - It's Adam mcarthur not Adem mcarthur"

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022