by Smartpepper January 12, 2009
Get the Marlot mug.A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
by dude709 March 4, 2010
Get the Mike Malloy mug.A Super Sexy Dreadhead that goes to the Casino alot and drinks at least 2 beers a day to satisfy himself but only after he smokes a blunt will he be truly satisfied!
by DictionaryQueenRedd September 24, 2014
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So the marlons will have to be double.
from Too Much Brandy, by The Streets
So the marlons will have to be double.
from Too Much Brandy, by The Streets
by Yet Another Guy May 30, 2006
Get the marlon mug.Mallowmelt is a gooey treat that tastes like fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies soaked in ice cream and covered in frosting and butterscotch
Originates from the book series Keeper of The Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger
Originates from the book series Keeper of The Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger
Sophie: *eats mallowmelt*
Fitz: Hey pass me some of that will you?
Sophie: *flings plate at Fitz and breaks his nose*
Keefe: Nice one! Have a ripplefluff
*proceeds to kiss Sophie*
Ro: FINALLY
Fitz: Hey pass me some of that will you?
Sophie: *flings plate at Fitz and breaks his nose*
Keefe: Nice one! Have a ripplefluff
*proceeds to kiss Sophie*
Ro: FINALLY
by katherine_plumber November 20, 2022
Get the mallowmelt mug.A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!
by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010
Get the Mallory mug.when one man ejaculates on a woman's bosom and another man does the same thing to another lady and the two females squish their boobs together in a back and forth motion.
We totally mallowed out in the graveyard with the Russian models we found in the back of the Denny's bathroom Saturday night.
by blarg 545454 October 19, 2010
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