maldivian holiday

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.

chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.

by Dr Farnsbarn March 17, 2011

Maniversary

The anniversary of a guy becoming single. The celebration of a man getting his balls back.

Make sure you buy Paul some shots, it's his one year Maniversary!

by Echo5Lima August 3, 2012

Mandingo

A Mandingo is a three legged beast wearing boot-stocks and a sombrero. The beast has a large head, strange alien like ears and a charming smile. The legendary Mandingos have befriended many women...and men.

Matt S.: Mandingo!!!

by Mandingo! July 11, 2006

manniversary

The anniversary of the day you lost your virginity.

Hey you wanna go out for some beers to celebrate my manniversary?

by Sean O'Connor December 22, 2006

mandie

Totally crunk biatch. Her pants are so low, it's like she she advertises crack.

My milkshake is betta than Mandie's.

by randee February 17, 2004

Mandingo

A ridiculously large penis.. usually meant to describe a black man's penis but not necessarily.

The term was further popularized by the black pornographic actor / director for West Coast Productions studio who goes by the screen name "Mandingo", for obvious reasons. His cum shots are epic yet disturbing.. and can be compared to the visually equivalent situation in which a woman gets a gallon (or 2) of glue poured all over her face.

Have you ever seen a mandingo? You don't know what that is? Want to find out?

by GQuick September 2, 2010

mandi ass nigga

TO not wear the balls in the relationship

Hey look hear comes that mandi ass Nigga

by Ben Dover 45 June 11, 2019