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The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.
Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?
by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009
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Deus Ex Machina

Situation in which one escapes by means noone could distinctly or indirectly predict.

Plot device in which the author makes up stupid shit to save his character.
None needed.
by larstait October 8, 2003
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Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.
If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.
by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006
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Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.
Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun
by donthaveaname May 12, 2009
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Tugging Machine

A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine

He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him
jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine
by gpizzler January 25, 2011
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clout machine

A person or object that despences a sufficient amount of power, fame, money, etc.
Damn The Emoji Movie is a legit clout machine !.
by Webster Hawkings February 15, 2018
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pussy vending machine

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"
by erinol0 March 15, 2009
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