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Lumberjacking

Lumberjacking (verb)

The act of jacking it in a forest
"Last night Michael went lumberjacking"
"wait, WHAT?!"
mugGet the Lumberjackingmug.

Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."
by aiwefal April 29, 2025
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Lumberjack Lewis!

Lumberjack Lewis is the guy who likes to ask every question known to man!
Carrot softer - uhhhh ehhhhh ummmm who is that guy, uhhh ehhh ummm who ask lot of question? He is annoying, he annoying

Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that

Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
mugGet the Lumberjack Lewis!mug.

Lumberjack

When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.
During last year's holiday party, Bob and John lumberjacked Sally in the conference room.
by Extollo March 10, 2018
mugGet the Lumberjackmug.

Lumberjacking

The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion
Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though
by Pxstie January 11, 2020
mugGet the Lumberjackingmug.

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.
"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"
by Dackplural November 22, 2022
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