longer

Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.

"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

Loner Daydream

When you have imaginary sex with everybody in the room.

I was so bored that I had a loner daydream.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Logger

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.

Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!

by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

Logger

The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.

Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!

by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009

Logger

A guy with a freakishly large penis.

I'm a logger.

by Judge dredd7 October 30, 2011

Boston Logger

when u shit inside a girls vagina

giving a girl a boston logger

by kjjhvdhukydz March 17, 2007