by Dr. Dephallia August 03, 2008
The Magna Farta defines Pavlov's Log as the "conditioned reflex action causing one's Bomb Bay to start opening upon seeing a Restroom. From the famous Russian psychologist Ernst Pavlov, who rang a bell every time his dog done a Shit."
" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized by the Court as Mitigating Curcimstances. In mitigation, my client has just called me by cellphone from the Courtroom Shitehouse with the message: "I'd give it another 10 minutes if I were you".
by bromp April 10, 2008
The process of pooping on a girl's back, more towards the shoulder blades, and then pissing it down towards her ass. Resembles a log flume ride.
Keith: Yo, i just log flumed this girl last night.
Dan: o yeah, howd it go?
Keith: She loves that shit.
Dan: o yeah, howd it go?
Keith: She loves that shit.
by Shotty December 04, 2007
by Baloon Knot Bill December 16, 2006
definition a volatile bowel movement known to plug most toilets it contacts. It is known for it's distinct letter J shape. Although the cause is unknown many experts maintain that this is a result of witholding facility use for weeks upon time. So far remedies for the notorious 'J log' include eating a healthy supply of dates or other fiber rich foods can restore regularity to one's system.
"Chris do you know why the toilet isn't working?"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"
by jermaine dupri November 22, 2005
An abnormal excrement that has a heavy consistency of corn and fish chips. One that makes you think twice before pushing. It is somewhat Olympian in mass, and has a bouyancy ratio of 6-2. Also the color is somewhat dark in color, although it has chameleon like properties.
by The squatter extrordinaire. August 23, 2010
by Mae Stripeland May 10, 2004