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Literally 2024

Something we should say anytime someone gets exposed as a predator or acts predatory.
Incel: I like them 15 year old girlies!1!1!1!
Rando: Literally 2024.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
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literally

An informal, and rather incorrect, way to say something figuratively happened or is, adding emphasis or strong feeling to get your point across.
Person 1: You’re not telling me the truth. What’s the full story?

Person 2: I literally told you everything that happened and gave full detail on my best friend’s whereabouts last night.
by CLEAVRE 2020 January 6, 2024
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Literally

When I got my hands on my private.
QuicklyWashing up Literally!
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Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.
Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."
by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023
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Literal Chad

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Wow look at that Literal Chad Over there I think their name is Zenspex!
by Street Poet LT January 14, 2022
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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
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