urban legend

a person who has been mentioned several times in urban dictionary hence becoming an urban legend

fash is claiming to be an urban legend as he's a super soaking, shat the diffing, king harolding, sb'ing, porridge stirring sort of dude

by davethejag April 8, 2009

Lavender Hights

(Noun) An area within the city of Sacramento, Ca. known to be a hangout for homosexuals; 21st street from L street to J street, and 20th street from Capitol Ave. to I street.

Man, "Lavender Hights", sure has alot of gay bars.

by Hommie G January 2, 2009

Legend of all Legends

To be the most legendary of something in a legendary way.

Scoring a winning Goal against someone at Pro Evoloution Soccer 11 you stand up, put your hands in the air and proclaim loudly to your opponent 'i am the legend of all legends'

by The legend of all legends October 11, 2010

Urban dildo legend

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me

The urban dildo legend

by Kingofdick October 8, 2020

League of Legends players

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.

I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.

by 0975432345 October 23, 2022

Lemender

A short small humanoid thing, has a tendency to punch people in the butt-hole, changes its hair color often to attract mates. Often can be found hiding in large "bushes" or the cleavege of big breasted women. An attack can be detected by its war cry "nigger-faggot raaa!!!"

Can be pasifyed by Any kind of Ramune, Pocky, Sexy Japanese men mainly Miyavi and small assorted japanese snacks.

When encountered with such a small yet bodasious creature, Please don't try and be a hero, just cover your Butt-hole and proceed to the nearest Exit.

She has a tendency to smother herself in her best friends boobs. . . . =.=

Best Friend:"Lemmy, I need a nother Bra.'
Lemender:"Nyaaaa~ BOOBIES!!!!!"
Proceeds to Tackle and smother herself in Breasts.

by SystematicStereo June 26, 2009

Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.

It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014