lemoncake

raging lesbian.

I found out that girl jordan is a lemoncake, she definately wants alicia.

by ceebee11 December 13, 2010

lemonparty

One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.

*upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!!

by Chaka February 1, 2005

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

Jif Lemon

1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) Getting lemon.

"Don't get Jif Lemon"

"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"

Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."

by Poonoob July 26, 2010

sweet lemons

An idiom that is roughly the inverse of "sour grapes", though much rarer: insisting that something unpleasant is in fact desirable, esp. if it was actively sought for earlier.

"I know the guy's miserable at work, but he keeps telling me he loves it. Sweet lemons, right?"

by Calenardhon February 14, 2009

lemony snicket

1. the act of smoking pot with a lemon-flavored throat lozenger in your mouth. makes everything taste all lemony.
2. popular children's author
3. the lemon-vagina sex situation

Jane did a lemony snicket while smoking last night and it blew everybody's minds.

by old rip December 3, 2009