[green lantern]

while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.

if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.

by j man 23 September 3, 2010

lazer eye

The act of shooting fear, anger, or disappointment into another person. Instructions-
1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare

Person 1: We just flew by that guy in the white truck.
Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!

Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!

by therealskeeter June 27, 2006

lazer blaze

getting incredibly faded, then quenching your drymouth with an ice cold energy drink, causing a unique, floaty high. similar to railing a line of coke, but much cheaper and healthier. absolutely must be followed up with a good cigarette to enjoy fully.

mohawk:i got a bunch of weed man
metalhead:lets get a couple rockstars and get lazer blazed!

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

Lander shipper

A person who ships Lander from RosyClozys 'The Music Freaks.'

Lander is a ship that consists of two high-school-aged characters, Luke and Zander.

"I know right! I'm such a big Lander Shipper."

by Dapper_Deer April 24, 2021

Brown lazer

When a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling

Damn joe that curry gave me a dose of the brown lazer last night

by Greg Devine February 16, 2010

Hang a Langer

A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.

Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER

by Cootie Coot "Cooter" March 30, 2009

Jack-o-lantern

Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.

The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern

by fundipper February 2, 2009