the best flipping phrase ever....from the movie the ringer....usually used when words are beond your reach, and this is basically all your mind can handel saying....
fat glasses guy: oh my lanta you are my woman...
lunch lady: *walk away fast*
Laura: i cant believe that ethan didnt come to the movies with us tonight......
Hillary: ya...me and ethan were totally going to make out, oh my lanta i cant believe he missed it....
Laura:ya i know...i was going to make out with him two
*phone* (its ethan)
Ethan: sorry i couldnt come to the movies with you guys....
Laura: ita ok ... but you were totally going to get to make ot with Hillary and Me both tonight...
Ethan: dont make it worse for me....oh my lanta...
Hillary: ya Ethan i thought you were going to be my date since Daniel was grounded!!!!
Ethan: Im sorry, can i make it up to you guys in any way?
Laura & Hillary: *thinking deviously* welll.......
(the story is what you want it to be from here)
lunch lady: *walk away fast*
Laura: i cant believe that ethan didnt come to the movies with us tonight......
Hillary: ya...me and ethan were totally going to make out, oh my lanta i cant believe he missed it....
Laura:ya i know...i was going to make out with him two
*phone* (its ethan)
Ethan: sorry i couldnt come to the movies with you guys....
Laura: ita ok ... but you were totally going to get to make ot with Hillary and Me both tonight...
Ethan: dont make it worse for me....oh my lanta...
Hillary: ya Ethan i thought you were going to be my date since Daniel was grounded!!!!
Ethan: Im sorry, can i make it up to you guys in any way?
Laura & Hillary: *thinking deviously* welll.......
(the story is what you want it to be from here)
by Nun'Ya Biz'Niz October 8, 2006
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Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!
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John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
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