Tour de Lance

What they should rename the Tour de France if Lance Armstrong wins his record 8th this year.

The Tour de Lance is the greatest test in cycling

by dbdbdpd July 11, 2009

Lance

A giant Slongdaconda

Look at that Lance

by BlackJesusCrip February 1, 2014

Lance

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.

Did you see Lance sucking cock behind the stairwell yesterday?

by fendii.i June 6, 2018

free lance slam piece

A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.

Lidya is a free lance slam piece.

by Manbeast December 13, 2006

laicey

Laicey is the most amazing,kind,beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is always caring for others but never thinks about herself. She downs herself very much and her looks. She has booty goals and body! When she walks in the room guys are like damn look at her. She is a women that will control you and all men. You are missing out if you aren't her friend. If you hurt her friends she will get you back so stay on her good side and become her friend. Laicey is amazing

Damn that body is a laicey's .

by Olivia_boo July 1, 2017

Lance

1. Very long, slender, and pointy penis.
2. A long medieval weapon with a metal point carried by cavalry into bloody battle.

1. Lance nailed me with his lance.
2. Sir Lance nailed me with his lance.

by Theshouldbes July 15, 2008

lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003