landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005

Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

Landon

An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far

Man, Landon really fucked up this time

by UmHeyStop January 18, 2017

lanton

1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.

1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"

by jokerman44 August 10, 2010

Landon

Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon

Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok

by I only have potatos November 18, 2018

Landon

A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.

I hooked up with Landon last night and his dick was so small.

by EEEEPAAAA November 4, 2019

landon guy

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.

Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!

by Moriae December 6, 2006