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Kurt Cobained 

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself
jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!
Kurt Cobained by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011

Kurt Cobanging 

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana
Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .
Kurt Cobanging by Websters2 June 12, 2015

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.
"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."
Kurt Cobaining by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Kurt Cocaine 

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.
Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.
Kurt Cocaine by gregben February 26, 2022

Kurt Cobains 

Suicide doors on your whip
Ey son, you peep Snoopy's new Kurt Cobains on his llac?
Kurt Cobains by S.Show-brand March 5, 2009

Kurt Cobainer 

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.
Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after
Kurt Cobainer by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023