Kristen Doute

The unsung heroine of Vanderpump Rules, who evolved from a scorned caterpillar into a marvelous mariposa.

“Cacaw! Cacaw!” Kristen Doute shouted from her balcony in Mexico. “I am a beautiful butterfly! SOY UNA MARIPOSA!”

by ShiShu March 13, 2023

kristahit

The action of trying to smoke a bowl but getting no smoke to exhale and getting higher than anyone in the room.

"How could anyone get that fucked up with nothing but kristahits"

by Slushdogg October 31, 2023

Tranter, Kristen

Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.

"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."

"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."

"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"

by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018

Krist

Always down to have fun, thinks he's cooler than he really is, never gets a girl his own age, cute but thinks he's way hotter than he actually is, talks like he has a huge cock, but no one really knows, no standards for women, can lick your butthole 34 different ways within 10 minutes.

You're bein such a Krist!!

by SGFH July 22, 2009

Kristen

A girl that is awkward in front of only her crush. She plays afew sports, tend to be blonde or brunette. You should probably not make her mad because she has a short temper. The girl can not grow to be over 5"3.

You are acting like a Kristen today

by Ameriah Mendes April 30, 2015

krustuya

michael clancy's mother, also mother to jenjen and liz, it is she who makes the clancy's the amazing family that they are. she loves musicals especially the ones jenjen appears in such as the 2009 production of calamity jane. she does not realise who her biggest fans are but would certainly love them if she got to know them.

Krustuya is otherwise known as "agatha".

by aggiesbiggestfans February 16, 2010

Krusty Bob

The act of jizzing in your friends sock with out them knowing and then they wear it all day the next day.

"Hey I gave him a Krusty Bob last night and he didn't notice"

by The Blanchet's March 26, 2012