Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'

'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'

by El Poogo February 12, 2009

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Get Kippy

To enter a state of complete self-awareness, by owning the ability to take a complete self-inventory. And upon this complete self-synchronization, taking all required steps to improve all areas of one's abilities, and maximize all potential redeeming qualities.

When I heard that music play, I felt my pulse start racing, and looked down at the microphone, and decided to Get Kippy.

by Ireland k October 4, 2019

Frode Kippe

Frode Kippe is white nigga who injects steroids into his bum. He’s 74 years old and will knock you out if you meet him on the streets.

Who that massive guy over there? Oh that’s just the white nigga Frode Kippe on steroids.

by MCFCByron September 18, 2020

no kippity cap

No kippity-cap, or NO KIPPITY-CAP originates from the lobbies of call of duty and 12 year olds. Not just no cap, no fucking kippity cap you know shits getting serious when you hear a complex cap.

Allegiance: y’all ass!
Allegiance: fr watch the bomb
Coalition: watch next round!

Allegiance: CAP!
Coalition 12 year old with 1 kill and a assist: NO KIPPITY CAP! NO!! KIPPITY!!!! CAP!!!!!!!!!

by Zacthenonsnac March 23, 2021

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

Anish Kippur

Da early-autumn Hebrew holiday when nobody is allowed to color anything black.

During Anish Kippur, hardware stores and home-improvement outlets have windfall sales of "black market" paint.

by QuacksO January 25, 2023