kingersplash

the illest motha fucka this side of the mississippi he beats people up just b/c he feels like it, he slaps people with meat, but i have to agree he isn't to good with the ladies.... and oh yeah he is really good at writing hit records for example the pregnant girl song, Lil Jimmy crapped his pants, A.I.D.S.

yo did u see kingersplash the otehr day run over that alligator in his jeep

by kinger splash February 22, 2005

kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020

kinderlove

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

by niptuck September 6, 2006

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

Kinderwhore

"kinder" (pronounced kin-der) Comes from the German word "kinder", which means "children"

Definition:
A grown woman who dresses in clothing meant for a young girl. Or a young girl who dresses older and too sexually suggestive for her age.

a grown woman who's wearing clothing that's way too tight and has words like "baby" or "sugar" written on it.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005

kinder schlagen

the act of beating up a child repeatedly

Bob kinder schlagened John.

by tothexpower January 11, 2009