Punched up kebab

Paula

Why would you want to watch an only fans with Paula's punched up kebab

by anonymous January 27, 2024

Kebabbed

When a dick enters one end and comes out the other

Jane really got Kebabbed by John the other day, I miss her dearly

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018

National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023

kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022

Rubber Kebab

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.

Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.

by the kebab guy October 4, 2022