The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 14, 2018

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023

Ibn kebab

Ibn (son) of a goat
Like agueros son

Like ronaldos son

Ibn kebab: son of kebab
“Wow you are kebabs son? I want to fuck your dad

by ArabPicassoKebab May 20, 2021

Bibb Kebab

A turd.

"It looks like Vic left 'em the old Bibb Kebab in granny's birdbath!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion September 27, 2016

Kebabing

1. Verb. The act of attacking someone with a Kebab, usually while drunk.

Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.

by MrJaiger December 10, 2023

Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.

Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.

by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020