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nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017
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Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.
Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself
by Aj2sheistiful June 2, 2025
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Kebab

Occurs when a person has a list of people they have made like them
Person has no feelings whatsoever for those options but does it for fun.
"Vanessa finally got Toby on her boy kebab."
by dabsoduk February 28, 2023
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Le Patat Kebab

le patat kebab, originally an inside joke, told in greek content creators' yolor3stis, tetorisgaming and curses, youtube videos, was introduced to the world officially as a song on April 24th, 2020, on tetoris' youtube channel and has amassed a total of 239 views as of this definition being written. The meaning of le patat kebab is very mysterious. It can honestly mean many things, but it is mostly associated with the turkish playerbase of Valorant (video game). The inside joke started soon after Valorants Closed Beta release. The aforementioned content creators jumped on the trend immidietally and were creating joint videos on it. They were soon met however, with an annoying amount of turkish players who refused to communicate, and when they did they would only speak turkish, even when spoken to in english. This naturally annoyed the ever living shit out of the lads, leading tetoris to invent the phrase "le patat kebab" as a witty response to the turkish players' stupidity. Whenever a turkish player refused to speak english or at least communicate that he cannot do so through chat, the trio would start shouting le patat kebab, to satirize the turkish language, of course only in this context. The term later evolved into a general bs response. When someone said something stupid, you could simply respond with "le patat kebab". Note that le patat kebab is often accompanied by the turkish word for brother, that being "kardesim", intended to be used as the word bro, more or less.
Valorant / Turkish use case:
Person A: ojoksen kebab jabo alodobo asfnjasdhbg, tutane tenkanli adam oldurun D.
Person B: le patat kebab kardesim

General use case:
Person A: the earth is flat!
Person B: *starts singing le patat kebab*

Song use case:
Person A: le patat kebab is the best song ever created. It is extremely sonically pleasing on top of being a lyrical miracle.
Person B: I agree

Person A&B: "Start singing le patat kebab in unison like a choir"
by yolor3stis April 1, 2022
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kebab head

Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".
That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.
by kebabeater June 1, 2024
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Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.
Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"
by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016
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Kebabbed

When a dick enters from one end and comes out the other
Jane got kebabbed by John the other night, I miss her dearly
by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
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