Fucking Karl

An expression for when Karl is so Karlishly himself that it hurts your chest a little bit and restores all your faith in humanity.

After ghosting me, Karl texted me a to apologize for not handling the situation well.

Fucking Karl.

by PollyPocketForPresident September 4, 2020

Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.

I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!

by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022

Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.

Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!

by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021

Pizza Karl

A guy who brings home free pizza to fellow hostel dwellers. However, they are unaware that he routinely 'wears' the pizza like some sort of culinary underpants for several hours at work before placing it neatly back in it's box.

"anyone for Pizza Karls salty suprize!"

by Feels gud man January 19, 2012

HOT KARL

the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.

Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face

by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012

Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.

"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."

by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008

karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004