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beta jutsu

AKA Tate hands

That stupid triangle hand thing narcissist betas males do when they're scared in public, gaslighting and/or on the wrong side of an argument.

Casts an irresistible enchantment on fellow betas.

Has zero effect on literally anyone else.
Andrew Tate attempted beta jutsu throughout that entire BBC interview. It wasn't very effective.
by TruthTeller617 June 8, 2023
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RANF-Jutsu

When a nigga beats ass so hard he becomes a master at the art. Stands for "Run A Nigga Fade - Jutsu"
"Damn, that mf got folded like a brochure! Omahar is a MASTER in RANF-Jutsu!"
by River_Heed June 25, 2023
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Belt Jutsu

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術
by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024
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Panty Drop Jutsu

It is a series of hand movements that channel powerful energy that can make any girl drop her panties
Guy: Ha! Panty Drop Jutsu!
Girl: o shit
by topfraggot October 22, 2018
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Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8
Hey Junsei it is November 7.
Junsei: Aw crap

Me: that’s right it is Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday
by Master chapstick November 7, 2019
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Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.
Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
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