jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005

jonny warren

a turtle...a snapping one that likes to take it p the butt from babboons also known as wheres wawwen?

that guys goin off! look at him snappin like a jonny warren!!

by buttfacemctittyfuck January 19, 2011

Jonny

A total dickhead who likes to think he's hung, overuses the word "nigga" and thinks he's fly. Overall, he's alright. If casually racist.

"Yo, don't bother with him, he's a total Jonny"

by Massive Twat September 4, 2016

jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

Jonny Spincer

A person who has a hairline the size of China and ears the size of Russia

1: he's so ugly
2: yeah he is such a Jonny Spincer

by Aidslord.1 June 5, 2019

Jonny mophead

A low life who ain't doin shit but wasting your time

Girl I know you ain't talking to jonny mophead again

by TRhudy January 11, 2020

Jonny

A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth

you like steps? your such a jonny!

by barnesy1990 February 23, 2010