by taimaishoo August 03, 2011
A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.
I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?
Man, what a fag!
Man, what a fag!
by LUDA85 July 01, 2009
by jonathan 32 March 23, 2018
The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.
by Cuz2ill April 15, 2018
quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
by jorgesucks123 April 13, 2018
Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
by Hahahaha your mom November 09, 2018