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Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.
"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"
by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017
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john frusciante

Guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Also a solo artist as of recently. Very creative, uses a lot of heavy distortion, compression, and delay effects.
Frusciante plays economically on the pepper's studio albums, but has some wicked solos on their live ones.
by bryan18 September 1, 2005
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john rzeznik

frontman for one of the most unique and inspiring bands ever...the Goo Goo Dolls.
has an amazing voice, plays a wicked guitar, and as a lyricist is completely out of this world-
John Rzeznik is one of the most inspiring musicians ever known to mankind, and not just because he's gorgeous...he's so talented and dedicated and comes up with new songs that actually sound different from anything else the Goo Goo Dolls have played.

in short, he's SPECTACULAR
*Jane*: "Hey Scarlett, have you listened to the new Goo Goo Dolls album?"
*Scarlett*: "OH YES! John Rzeznik is my muse!"
by simplypoof April 2, 2005
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john green

John Green is the author of Michael L. Printz award winner Looking For Alaska, and the Michael L. Printz runner up, An Abundance of Katherines. His newest novel, Paper Towns, will be released in September 2008.

In 2007, John and his younger brother Hank, decided to go an entire year without using textual communication. Instead, they did daily video blogs on YouTube and talked on the phone. Their vlog project, Brotherhood 2.0, gathered thousands of followers who came to be known as Nerdfighters.
I just got this book at the library. It's called Looking For Alaska by John Green.
by Nerdtasticallyinclined June 29, 2008
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John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
by Guschdas November 13, 2007
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John'd

John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
by Dhelsdon February 2, 2010
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john fletcher

hot sexy cute fun to be around and a gangster sometimes and it totally fun to talk to and have good conversations with and he is good at scaring people
by haha no one special December 15, 2013
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