John 

Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..

Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic?
Bill: Oh they worship John.

John by sharpiedeathray August 29, 2013

John 

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

John by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012

John 

A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)

Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him.

Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.

John by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016

John 

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart

John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*

John by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

john 

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.

"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"

john by ricegumhater November 4, 2016

John 

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.

John loves to drink.....juice.

John by A person with no name November 20, 2016

John 

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world

He is John

John by _cheez_ December 8, 2016