John

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john
Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal
by Johnleder October 09, 2018
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A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.
That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.
by Superflyking August 31, 2018
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Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.
I'm fine I have loyal Friends like John in my life.
by Fantasy Writer October 05, 2017
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john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.
the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!
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A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.
That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there
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A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.
You need to win, Don’t be a John!
by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 09, 2018
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