jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

jew burner

any german

hey fritz,its your round,you fucking jew burner..

by aussie poet August 13, 2010

jew gold

Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.

Give me your jew gold.

by JTFROMNL September 18, 2008

Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours

Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.

by Esquimalt.420 October 22, 2010

Jew Baldy

Macca

guy 1: oh fucken el cunt u see that jew baldy over there
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga

by YA DOG MATE March 17, 2019

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

Jew hut

A place Where Jews get together to talk about the Holocaust and money

A mohel Gave me an STD During my circumcision. In the Jew Hut

by LL Jew J February 8, 2020