jerkman

a homosexual male who doesn't have the guts to commit to anal sex.

O fine just be a jerkman, what a kinderqueer

by |{urse May 25, 2009

jerkafied

A feeling of pure chillax (chill + relax), after several good jerk'ins in the same 4 hour period

Hey did you hear about Carl, he wacked the weasel 12 times in one day. I saw him he was so jerkafied. After his session he played SlipN'Slide in his room

by Haviv And Kenny August 23, 2004

jerkatron

A really BIG jerk with the suffix "-tron" to greatly enhance it's meaning.

Elliug:Mario wants Sherry for sex.
Sherry: Yeah... he's such a jerkatron.

by naeihne8rueproerkare December 12, 2007

jerkhat

An object (common objects include condoms or socks) which serves as a jizm-catching agent during times of "self-love-making".

Man i blew a wad all over my monitor and keyboard, i KNEW i should have used a jerkhat"

by EternalPhi January 21, 2008

jerkascope

a scope for your penis used for the long distance accuracy of your cum shot.

Me and my friend Dustin were hiding behind bushes testing out our jerkascopes on each other. hehehehe

by whuddafuck yooza cack August 17, 2008

Jerklandia

A metaphorical place ruled by jerks of society. Usually the most obnoxious jerk of a certain group. coined by fictional character, Cameron, in the American television series 10 Things I Hate About You.

He's such a douche, he rules Jerklandia!

by aiabee September 9, 2009

Jerkstin

A person with an extreme level of arrogance which is normally displayed online. Commonly found working in IT support.

Person 1: "It's like 9 inches"
Person 2: "divide by leilly, it's about 3"
Person 1: "your such a jerkstin"
Person 2: "shut up leilly"

by anon reach October 28, 2009