MacGyver Jeans

Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.

Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.

by AmeDame March 7, 2019

Jean Boner

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

Jean Snap

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

Nice jeans

It refers to having a nice butt.

Hey, nice jeans Jenny.

by TromboneTree April 26, 2017

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 7, 2009

Jean Shrimpton

A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.

Oh yeah, before Twiggy, there was Jean Shrimpton, she was hot as hell.

by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team May 13, 2011

Borin' Jean

Someone who used to be well up for it and now isnt...

"She used to be well up for it, now shes just a Borin' Jean".

by Hobbit123 September 30, 2009