Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018

A Jake

Pulling a Jake is when you shoot the shot ball or the 8 ball in a hole on accident when playing pool (8ball)

Dammit I pulled a Jake, you won!

by Mr Dicc May 18, 2019

jake

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

Jake

A fellow who commits thoughtless, inconsiderate acts; such as leaving urine stains on one's sister's wall or repeatedly making advances on an e-girl who already has a significant other. Will talk trash in online matches of competitive games, such as League of Legends, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seige, Rune Scape, Rocket League, Overwatch, etc.

Remember when Jake urinated on a wall?
Ahh, yes. I remember the wall belonged to my sister

by LeafFella August 3, 2019

Jake

Guy who abandons friends and blames them for it

You’re being such a Jake

by Herofraggo August 11, 2019

Jake

Entertainer

The house is a Jake's delight

by Charcharcharlie July 2, 2017

jake

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.

Hi Jake!

by Horses r my life June 4, 2017