jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

Jackasssary

Nonsense created by businesses to make life more difficult without providing a real benefit.

Carding someone for buying spray paint is total jackasssary.

by SunnycKitty November 13, 2015

Jackass

Someone who is not necessarily mean or stupid but very self centered, to a point where they greatly lack common sense and butt heads with others.

Jack: Did you see how Kaleb took the car just so he could go drink

Adam: What a jackass!

by Keep On Truckin' Peepz March 10, 2016

jackass

A drunk person that wont shut up, talking to someone more sober that is not into the conversation.

That jackass wont stop talking to me.

by slamher May 2, 2016

Jackassassasinate

(verb) - to kill someone who is famous but is such an A-Hole that they do not deserve to be "assasinated" but merely "murdered".

Dang, Donald Trump is such an A-Hole, someone should jackassassasinate him.

by jakspigot November 10, 2016

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

jackass on super-high

A level of stupidity that is beyond the level of acceptance.

What happened? Is your jackass on super-high?

by MysteryWitch25 December 23, 2016