by Earlungess March 12, 2015
Jordan is my perfect guy
by B3LLA-R0S April 04, 2022
Jordan is a fun, loving, nice, caring, candy stealing friend. Once you get to know him you will start to love him when you love him you can't stop, he gives you butterflies and is amazing. A Jordan is funny you may like him but he may not like you. You will never know until you ask him but in the end you will be happy.
Jordan is the best.
by Jordans Bae February 22, 2019
by eijia May 10, 2019
by Aborted Fetus June 28, 2019
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He is very smart in school subjects and gets great grades, but logically is the stupidest thicc boi ever. Eats more food than like everybody combined, but is as thicc as paper. Is a kind boi, but if he has a meltdown you better run. Jordan goes to middle school and thinks most peeps there are stupid even though he goes there himself. He believes boogie boarding is the thing to do with his friends. Jordan is also part of the siniGANG. Jordan is Filipino and European. Jordan is older than his sis, but is way shorter than his twin sis. Jordan is dumb and takes dares and once ate a rock in 2nd grade while still being a teachers pet. Once Jordan stapled a staple to his skin because he thought it would it would be funny, but the boi actually dumb.
by HydrototheSksksksksk September 03, 2019