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seven year itch

The seven year icth is a point that a lot of couple go through. It is the point when you have been together so long that you are tired/bored with your partner, but you have not been together long enough to have accepted the rythem that is being in a relationship. Some people miss being single and would like a different partner. Other people just miss the freedom of being single and having no strings attached but they do not want another partner. It is a "rough" patch in a relationship.
They are starting to feel the strain of the "Seven year itch." They will get throught it if they try hard, enough.
by angie7349 March 21, 2007
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Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.
Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.
by UnderFire September 11, 2012
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itchy scrot

when u get the sudden urge to itch your testicles coz they are sore
"shit...i got an itchy scot! its been buggin me all day"
by James September 25, 2003
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itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.
Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.
by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019
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mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt
Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.
by mikelley037 May 27, 2005
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the itchies

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).
Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."
by sarcen May 27, 2014
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